No es gran cosa la película

Pero esto me agradó (o me dio risa):

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A: I'm pregnant.
B: Fuck off!
A: WHAT!?

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B: Why the fuck didn't you stop me once we started?!
A: I don't know! I couldn't tell that you didn't have one on! Obviously, I was drunk!
B: Was your vagina drunk?! Did you think it's the thinnest condom on earth I have on? I'm a fucking inventor? I made a dick-skin condom? He hollowed out a penis and put it on? What the fuck?!!
A: You are unbelievable...

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X: Life doesn't care about your vision. Okay? Stuff happens and you just gotta deal with it. You roll with it. That's the beauty of it all.

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P: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.
B: That's sad.
P: It's totally sad. Their smiling faces just point out your inability to enjoy anything.

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B: Okay. Can we do... Do you wanna do doggie style?
A: No. I - DO - NOT want you to FUCK me like a dog.
B: I'm not fucking you like a dog. It's doggie style. It's just the style. It's not... It's not like a dog. We don't have to go outside or anything.

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A: I had to sacrifice my job! My body! My youth! My vagina!
B: You sacrificed your vagina?!
A: Yes! It will never look the same after this!
B: Well...Fine. I'm sorry, I'll pay for vaginal reconstructive surgery!
A: You can't pay for shit! You can barely buy spaghetti

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A: You know, you didn't even read the baby books!
B: I didn't read the baby book! What's gonna happen? How did anyone ever give birth without a baby book?! That's right! The ancient Egyptians fucking engraved "What to expect when you're expecting" on the pyramid walls!

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D: I've had about three red bulls in the last 15 minutes, and I feel fabulous!

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X2: I can't let you in 'cause you're old as fuck, for this club, not, you know, for the Earth.
D: What?
X2: You old. She pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old , pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy.

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B: This isn't funny. The guy has twelve kids, that's not funny. This..... This is sick, this is a sick movie! That's a lot of responsibility to be joking about, that's not funny! I gotta turn this off, it's freaking me out.

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B: It's weird the chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them.

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A: You're just being nice, and I'm being nice, and just because we're two nice people doesn't mean we should stay together.

"Knocked up"