No es gran cosa la película

Pero esto me agradó (o me dio risa):

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A: I'm pregnant.
B: Fuck off!
A: WHAT!?

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B: Why the fuck didn't you stop me once we started?!
A: I don't know! I couldn't tell that you didn't have one on! Obviously, I was drunk!
B: Was your vagina drunk?! Did you think it's the thinnest condom on earth I have on? I'm a fucking inventor? I made a dick-skin condom? He hollowed out a penis and put it on? What the fuck?!!
A: You are unbelievable...

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X: Life doesn't care about your vision. Okay? Stuff happens and you just gotta deal with it. You roll with it. That's the beauty of it all.

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P: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.
B: That's sad.
P: It's totally sad. Their smiling faces just point out your inability to enjoy anything.

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B: Okay. Can we do... Do you wanna do doggie style?
A: No. I - DO - NOT want you to FUCK me like a dog.
B: I'm not fucking you like a dog. It's doggie style. It's just the style. It's not... It's not like a dog. We don't have to go outside or anything.

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A: I had to sacrifice my job! My body! My youth! My vagina!
B: You sacrificed your vagina?!
A: Yes! It will never look the same after this!
B: Well...Fine. I'm sorry, I'll pay for vaginal reconstructive surgery!
A: You can't pay for shit! You can barely buy spaghetti

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A: You know, you didn't even read the baby books!
B: I didn't read the baby book! What's gonna happen? How did anyone ever give birth without a baby book?! That's right! The ancient Egyptians fucking engraved "What to expect when you're expecting" on the pyramid walls!

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D: I've had about three red bulls in the last 15 minutes, and I feel fabulous!

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X2: I can't let you in 'cause you're old as fuck, for this club, not, you know, for the Earth.
D: What?
X2: You old. She pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old , pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy.

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B: This isn't funny. The guy has twelve kids, that's not funny. This..... This is sick, this is a sick movie! That's a lot of responsibility to be joking about, that's not funny! I gotta turn this off, it's freaking me out.

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B: It's weird the chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them.

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A: You're just being nice, and I'm being nice, and just because we're two nice people doesn't mean we should stay together.

"Knocked up"

DELITHIA!

...acabo de cocinar las lentejas (en caldo, enchilosas, con salchichas y ciertas verduras, encilantradas y al ajo) más deliciosas en la historia de la humanidad y del universo....

My mission in life has been accomplished.

[Bueno, aún no; hasta que termine de devorarlas].

Things that make me impatient...

-Bureaucracy.
-Talking on the phone (usually, not always).
-TV.
-Traffic (I'm the angriest driver ever).
-My own mistakes (depends on the situation).
-A frozen computer.
-Things that don't work.
-Waiting in line.
-A fly buzzing around as I try to eat.
-Fanatical/ignorant people who renounce their ability to reason.
-Frustration.

Has the Einstein Revolution gone too far?

(FromDiscovery magazine)

...As Einstein extended his thinking from space and time to gravity, he found himself increasingly drawn to the power of the equation. “Never before in my life have I troubled myself over anything so much,” he wrote to a friend, “and I have gained enormous respect for mathematics, whose more subtle parts I considered until now, in my ignorance, as pure luxury!” The result of that effort, in 1916, was general relativity—the theory that had the newly confident Einstein telling God how the universe must work. By 1933 he had no doubts about the path to scientific truth. Delivering the Herbert Spencer Lecture at Oxford, he declared: “Our experience hitherto justifies us in believing that nature is the realization of the simplest conceivable mathematical ideas. I am convinced that we can discover by means of purely mathematical constructions the concepts and the laws connecting them with each other.”
Following Einstein’s example, subsequent physicists have discovered previously unimaginable phenomena: dark energy, black holes, the Big Bang. In trying to reconcile general relativity with quantum mechanics, theorists now invoke even more exotic things—subatomic strings, parallel universes, and higher dimensions. These latest concepts all exist beautifully in the mathematics, but so far observers have identified no sign of them in the real world.
Some scientists are starting to worry that Einstein’s revolution has gone too far. Without observation to check theory, at what point does the math devolve into game playing? Einstein, too, fretted about that possibility in his 1933 Oxford lecture. “Experience remains, of course, the sole criterion of the physical utility of a mathematical construction,” he said. How to move beyond slavish devotion to experience may have been Einstein’s greatest gift to the 20th century. How to bring mathematical imagination back down to earth may rate as his greatest challenge to the 21st.

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... You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though...

(Lo pirateé del blog de mi hermano...).
Para aquellos que no puedan, por alguna razón, ver el video:
No es una imagen... es un video de un senador gringo diciendo justamente lo que dice el subject: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate", porque le preguntan qué piensa sobre la evolución y si le parece una teoría más sensata que el creacionismo judeo-cristiano...